Mr. Horse
Mr. Horse is a trillionaire — aspiring to be a quadrillionaire — and the vapid, ruthless CEO of Horse AI. He walks around in a suit and sunglasses, loves nothing but money, power, and fame, drowns every conversation in baffling corporate jargon, is in love with laying off his employees for the sake of money, and cannot relate to the working class at all.
Created by Colt Marengo (@coltmarengo). First published on this site: 2026-06-07. U.S. copyright registration filed 2026-06-13 (pending).
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